* Teacher to students: can any one tell a word which has more than 1000 letters in it?
Sam suddenly stands up and said " post box".
* Teacher to john, " john you have 6 apples in your plate and Sam took two among them what would You get?
john: "A fight".
* Can you find the longest table in the class room?
sure. it is Multiplication table!
* What did the Pencil said to other Pencil?
Oh! you Look so Sharp!
* Why did the the class teacher always wear sunglasses?
Because her class was so bright!
* What kind of school do giraffes like to go?
only the high school!
* Why the letter B is sitting so cool?
because it is in between A and C!